Pirate Foiled
From PiedPipersHouseOfPong
(copyright December 2007)
With a name that sounds
Like anti-virus protection,
He strolled into our club
Checking out our collection
Of players with various skills.
From the Lost Continent
The Big Man had come,
On knees that creaked,
Equipped for some fun.
His game did cause curious thrills.
When our best fell defeated
To this long pips player,
He offered to coach them
How to be a pips slayer
Sending this Captain to Boot Hill.
This wise man taught others
How to fight ever stronger
Against Captain Long Pips
Who seldom wins any longer.
Now bad poetry must fulfill.
Captain Long Pips