The Choppers Song
From PiedPipersHouseOfPong
(copyright January 2008)
Come all ye fine players that know how to chop,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
And pray pay attention and abandon that slop,
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
I'm close to the table with pips nice and long,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
If you send underspin, you'll soon see that it's wrong,
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
'Twas by Bodan's daughter that first chop was hit,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
With rapid rotations that gave me a fit,
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
'Tis when Bodan yelled at both her and at me,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
He whacked chops precisely with aberrant glee,
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
Then later Francisco said do not retreat,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
That close to the table I can the ball beat.
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
'Tis done with a short stroke, said Roger the K,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
"Snap your wrist forward," the Big Blue would say.
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
'Twas north in Ft. Collins a chopper I played,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
Rated much higher, his fans they did wave,
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
He chopped and he chopped and he chopped even harder,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
The ball kept on rising, 'twas soon to be martyred.
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
He did not believe I could hit with long pips,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
And before long he had quivering lips.
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
He chopped and I whacked and eventually won,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
The lessons I’d learned they sure helped me a ton,
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
So if you’re a chopper remember this song,
Done that way hey, pick the stooge down,
Your balls will be spanked by those pips very long,
Give me some time to pick the stooge down.
Captain Long Pips